Okay, so it looks like I won’t be using Google ads on the site. Apparently the content of this blog is too scandalous for the tender souls in Mountain View:
We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below
Drugs, drug paraphernalia, alcohol, beer or tobacco: Google believes strongly in the freedom of expression and offers broad access to content across the web without censoring search results. However, Google policy does not permit the placement of Google ads on sites promoting illicit drugs, prescription drugs, drug paraphernalia, sales of hard alcohol, tobacco, or tobacco-related products. We’ve found that your site contains content of this nature.
What’s ironic is that moments after I started using Google ads, I considered dumping them because one appeared that advertised “Find sexy Thai women” or something, which seemed pretty tawdry. So, for the near future, this gorgeous blog will be unsullied by ads. I’ll try to figure something else out eventually. (If you’re interested in advertising here, shoot me an email.)